‘Leave it to the Nine!’ Director Polina Kalinina delivers a Blytonesque tale with an adult twist

Winner of the Melbourne Fringe Award last year, Dublin-based theatre company Malaprop wrestles with WWE's Chris Jericho at the VAULT Festival

What is the Sexy Lamp Test? 'If you can remove a female character from your plot and replace her with a sexy lamp and your story still functions, you're a hack' – Kelly Sue DeConnick.

'A different set of rules depending on what you look like'