Apparently, the EU talks have reached a stalemate. I can't see anyone raising even a fraction of a millimetre of their eyebrows in surprise at this 'news'. It's not all doom and gloom though.
I have a suggestion for any budding entrepreneurs who may be reading this blog. Bring out a new board game in time for Christmas. Call it 'Post Brexit! - The Ball is in your Court.'
The game could involve giving non-answers to important, relevant questions, followed by the chucking of a marble sized ball into the opponent's 'court' with a simultaneous shout of 'the ball is in your court!'
To make it even more interesting (or scary), the game could include masks of Theresa May, David Davis, Merkel, Juncker and whoever else takes part in these talks. (Said masks could be brought out for Halloween the following year).
I don't like poking fun at someone when they are down, so I will resist the urge to comment on the multi coloured patch work blazer Mrs May sported recently. All I will say is that someone who has Mrs M's interest at heart, should check on the loyalty of her wardrobe adviser - he or she could well be a turn coat.
Strictly Come Dancing saw Reverend Richard leave the show last Saturday. Simon (must've broken poor Shirley's heart) and the Rev were in the dance off.
The judges unanimously decided RR should leave and I am not surprised. Turns out, he was less Flash Gordon, more Flash in the pan. On the bright side, his parishioners must be happy to have him back.
Until next week, try and keep it light.
Thanks Rena!